we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
Let her continue
Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.
"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right
I like how the guy doing this presentation went the extra mile to act the whole scene out
privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.
reason why 2013 was so shitty: uneven number
reason why 2014 is going to be better: even number
reason why 2015 is going to be the best: nice neat multiple of 5
Latino Hunger Games by Rudy Mancuso
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
reblog for the fact
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
when you say something funny and your friends laugh
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
Eric Matthews is my hero
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
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