Road Full of Promises

23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from constant confusion with 111,089 notes

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

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23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from So much yes. with 71,832 notes

adriofthedead:

badveganwolf:

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right

I like how the guy doing this presentation went the extra mile to act the whole scene out

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23rd April 2014

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23rd April 2014

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privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.
— judge mathis, speaking the truth (via spring1999)

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23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from síocháin a mise with 220,679 notes

puppytaire:

reason why 2013 was so shitty: uneven number

reason why 2014 is going to be better: even number

reason why 2015 is going to be the best: nice neat multiple of 5

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23rd April 2014

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vinegod:

Latino Hunger Games by Rudy Mancuso

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23rd April 2014

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azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

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22nd April 2014

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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22nd April 2014

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king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

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22nd April 2014

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joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

22nd April 2014

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wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

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22nd April 2014

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amoyed:

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

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22nd April 2014

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lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

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22nd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from sinister science queer with 6,793 notes

timidvelociraptor:

Eric Matthews is my hero

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22nd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Hailey Book with 621,492 notes

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

Source: iraffiruse