Star Trek Into Darkness, Promotional Photoshoot
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
It all seemed too easy, way too easy..
Meanwhile, in Germany…
that country just has a history of being messed up…
okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you
i was talking this here picture
when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment
and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes.
Did you steal that?
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Nicholas Hoult in Flaunt Magazine
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
This dog looks exactly how I feel every time I get the hiccups.
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